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Oshi No Ko was about Arima Kana all along.

[thoughtspresso]

And I think there’s a real possibility she may die at the end.

Or be placed in the way of grave danger.

I was reading some AquKane shippers say something about how they don’t understand AquaKana, and why the writers and directors keep clearly pushing Kana towards Aqua when they barely share any chemistry. Whereas, in their belief, his relationship with Akane is more honest, deeper, whatever. I’m not here to argue about that. But I get where they’re coming from. And the simple explanation is this:

It’s because this whole story was written for Arima Kana.

I’ve seen some Youtubers talk about how this whole story was meant to be fulfillment for Ruby/Sarina’s dream to become the next great Idol, something about Amaterasu favoring her.

And that’s near what I thought of it. But I really think if the God of Entertainment wanted to bless a child with cancer a second life as the world’s great idol, they’d also give her a great singing voice, y’know?

Spoilers for the manga, of course as we go along on this explanation. So anime onlies, get caught up before you start reading me ramble.

Here we go:

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[drawing2cope]

@ehlihr so uh, suite life of zack and cody au

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[xiyouji]

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[hungwy]

no one had “real names“ in ancient times if you wanted to be called broadback or servant-of-god or whatever everyone was chill about it

[moonlandingwasfaked]

[taragrimface]

post the universal friend

[youhavethewrong]

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[queersturbate]

do you think their menstrual cycles are synced up

[mensrightsarehumanrights]

THEY DONT HAVE MENSTRUAL CYCLES MY GOD! THEY ARE MEN. THEY HAVE THEIR OWN PENISES. Can’t I just enjoy Death Note posts without shit like THIS?!

[queersturbate]

do you think they use tampons or pads

[mensrightsarehumanrights]

STOP IT. They dont’t use either.

[queersturbate]

this is you right now

[segamascot]

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[tippenfunkaport]

there is something so darkly comical about tumblr potentially outliving twitter

tumblr, which is held together with duct tape and madness, run by three raccoons in blood stained Yahoo! hats and a handful of crabs, its only discernible source of income the sale of shoelaces from an inside joke so inside no one knows the original source anymore and fake blue checkmarks... that website still lives on

truly the cockroach of social media and I love it for that

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[sidsinning]

 My girl Cinderella never once looked to be saved by a man, never once dreamed of a prince coming to rescue her.

(It ain’t wrong to want a prince to save you but having that trope be part of so many female characters especially coming from male writers is blegh so I am appreciative to the ones who don’t)

After the spell wore off she was like “ok, I was super into this guy, but realistically I probably won’t see him again. That’s ok, the experience itself is something I will treasure. I’m just grateful for the night of freedom I had to myself overall.”

Like??? She’s so real legit. She did not just focus on the prince and his handsome face for the rest of the movie. This is why she’s (supposedly) the oldest Disney princess yalls 💅💅💅

She knows she isn’t being treated right but has to deal with the cards she’s dealt. She KNOWS a loud rebellion would get her nowhere which is what she tells Bruno in the beginning of the movie when he acts up after being mistreated by the cat. Which is 1000% the reality of any child coping in an abusive household, and she knows it.

(Literally wtf she has to give a dog advice bc she related to its mistreatment; like her family puts her almost at the same level as a dog and she knows it)

Girl is smart and pragmatic. Logical. She gets mad and frustrated, but knows she needs to hold those emotions back to not be punished further by her step family which would only make her life even harder. She balances out risk and reward.

Which is why the fairy godmother is such an iconic figure. An abused and lonely child who’s only dealt with the harsh realities and mind games of life, of maturing far sooner than she should’ve, getting to throw it all away for one night to embrace magic and freedom? The absolute dream come true she’s always wanted.

Oh and I am totally forgiving towards the romance being stale. That the prince was just decoration for her journey and everybody knows it. Mans was there to be her arm candy and I’m here for it. It never got unnecessary screentime or infringed on her story and independence. I chalk it up to a purely fairytale element to sweeten the happily ever after ending.

(Fr think about it. The MAN being the background arm candy to a woman in 1950s American cinema. Ain’t no way.)

Also we got his goofy wild ass in Cinderella 3 so redemption is complete

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reblog if your name isn’t Hans.

[pastassassins]

2,121,566 people are not Hans and counting!

We’ll find you Hans.

[skadiyoko]

This post is scandalous.

[immortal-goldfish]

reblogging because hans cant. 

[comeinwiththarain]

If you scroll past this I am going to assume your name is Hans.

[kintrafim]

I couldn’t not reblog…

[lalalandofsuicide]

3,531,544 non-Han’s

[swanqueenandrizzles]

[anirtak420]

Oh hans, if only you could reblog this.

[invaderzim13gir]

3,697,721 non Han’s

[jesuslovesmytoes]

im not hans

[indireblogs]

by process of elimination we will find every Hans on this site

[flamingfoxninja]

Why the fuck are there 10 million people on this site??

[ikebanaka]

Where are you Hans

We’ll find you Hans

[ask-caramel-the-dragon]

Come out, come out wherever you are Hans…

[priesthell]

hans can’t run forever.

[thekinderwizard]

Tumblr will find you, hans. There’s no escape.

[chocolatepancakes]

Hans will be found and eliminated

[rosepxywilson]

One by one they will f a l l

[ask-melody-genocide]

✨✨✨✨✨✨

[grauntiemotersblog]

Nuh, not me

[they-see-me-rolling-they-hatin]

My name is Roller and I support this message

[losingvienna]

nearly 11 million people not named hans

[chirp-tunes]

MY NAMES NOT HANS K I D

[r1d-h]

Oh wow looks like I am not Hans.

[jaywriteshere]

Wow, thats a lotta people who aren’t Hans

[wikdsushi-v2]

It’s OK, Hans. Come live in my closet. I’ll feed you cereal ‘til the mob abates.

[thatbagginsbitch]

Why are we hunting down Hans?

[wikdsushi-v2]

Hans knows.

[maglorslostsilmaril]

Not Hans uwu

[just-biotite-me]

I don’t think I’m hans

[ziggiethegreat]

To those thinking we’ll actually find Hans:

[morkify]

I am not hands but we will find them eventually

[ahno-nimus]

the me is not the hans.

[human-south-of-north-pole]

Half my male ancestors are Hans

[raspberryjamn]

The strongest communities are those made without the weak link of Hans

[kit-is-a-weeb]

keep it up guys we’re doing great

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[apompkwrites]

reader impact || masterlist

streamer! genshin x reader

summary: a game has been released entitled genshin impact, consisting of otherworldly abilities relying on the basic elements of nature. the game follows the story of an interdimensional traveling twin in search of their other half. along this journey, they meet different characters that live in this world. including you.

notes: since you guys really like this, i've made a masterlist just for this series! the characters are listed in alphabetical order, as opposed to regional :))

more characters will be added if requested :D

aether -

• first meeting
• we will be reunited
• maso-kick
• voice actors

albedo -

• first meeting
• character event wish
• favorite voice line
• you're isekai'd
• isekai
• fan theories
• character demos
• alternate persona (name)
• teapot designs
• abyssal ruler
• maso-kick
• voice actors

amber -

• first meeting

barbara -

• first meeting

bennett -

• first meeting

childe -

• first meeting
• you're isekai'd
• fan theories
• final words
• character demos
• alternate persona (name)
• true power
• teapot designs
• divine punishment
• maso-kick

chongyun -

• first meeting
• ships

diluc -

• first meeting
• favorite voice line
• fan service: sleep
• trailer voiceline
• true power
• interpersonal relationships
• teapot designs
• abyssal ruler

jean -

• first meeting

kaeya -

• first meeting
• you're isekai'd
• trailer voiceline
• fan theories
• character demos
• alternate persona (name)
• teapot designs

fischl -

• first meeting

lumine -

• first meeting
• we will be reunited

mona -

• first meeting

razor -

• first meeting

scaramouche -

• first meeting
• alternate persona (name)
• divine punishment
• maso-kick

venti -

• first meeting
• isekai
• windblume festival
• la signora steals gnosis
• final words
• character demos
• abyssal ruler
• voice actors
• ships

xiao -

• first meeting
• character event wish
• favorite voice line
• fan service: sleep
• you're isekai'd
• isekai
• streamer overview (not reader insert)
• trailer voiceline
• fan theories
• final words
• x listener audios
• alternate persona (name)
• teapot designs
• abyssal ruler
• xiao's rescue
• maso-kick
• ships
• the five yakshas
• alatus origins (not reader insert)

xingqiu -

• first meeting

zhongli -

• first meeting
• isekai
• fan service: sleep
• story quest
• final words
• interpersonal relationships